Sunday, July 10, 2011

I have a wealth of Friends...

I have a wealth of Friends...

Current mood:blessed

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will
happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will, as a gag, set your alarm clock, to get you up in the middle of the night.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will drag a charged handline up the stairs, into the bunkroom, to wake you up.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will video you doing something idiotic with a Cell Phone Camera, and post it on Youtube.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will conviently lose photos of you in Fishnets, while you are drunk off of your ass.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will give medical advice.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will trickfuck you into throwing Diabetes medicine away by telling you it makes you impotent.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Go to the trendiest parties to be seen.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will stand by a staircase, waiting for the Host's XYL to fall down it, drunk off of her ass.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will call you a cab if you get drunk.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will carry you home (in Fishnets), put you in the bathtub, turn on the water, and quietly let themselves out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will (occasionally) buy a round for the table.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will talk you into eating the fruit inside of a bottle of moonshine, and watch you get insanely drunk.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no
Civilian could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place
and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't
waste...that's alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you
to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out of anyone outside of the Department for using your name in vain.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will steal your wives, or girlfriends, from you.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will not steal your wife, or girlfriend. In fact they will not even date anyone in your family.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit about their jobs. Your job.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Know that just about every other job on the planet, is done by punks. And damn few could hack it in ours.

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